NUMBER ONE: The Vuvuzela.
I think millions of people were entered into a sanatorium after blowing those things. PTHBBBT! Probably started hearing it in their sleep, and went crazy. I have a permanent grudge against these terrible plastic noisemakers.
NUMBER 2: Nikki Yanofsky's "I Believe".
That song was a constant assault on my ears for a month. Every day they would play that song OVER AND OVER! Nikki then turned into a vicious, money hog, devouring all Canadians in her path with her songs of pure evil.
NUMBER THREE: KFC Double Down.
Two pieces of Chicken, two strips of Bacon, and two slices of processed Monterey Jack cheese. One Heart Attack comin' your way amigo. Anyone could see that. KFC, you get more disgusting everyday.
I go all Hulk everytime I see or hear ANY of those things. TV Commercials, KFC Signs, Waka Waka, iTunes, whatever! But Lord, please just Hulk Smash all of those little pests. Grrrrr.
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